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Top Ten Things That Prove You've Gone Over the Deep End With Internet Marketing
by Rick Adams
Top ten things that indicate you've gone over the deep end with Internet marketing
Ready ... here we go.
10) - You're Irish so you combine the "Luck of the Irish" with the Internet Money God and name your first male son "Yanik O'Reily".
9) - Instead of telling your kids a bedtime story, you summarize the latest article on digital watermarking.
8) - You record your answering machine with one of Armand Morin's new audio testimonials.
7) - The slang version of PDF is spoken at the dinner table and now stands for "Pass Da Food".
6) - You burn a CD with Marlon Sander's greatest audio email hits!
5) - You create a bobble-head figure of Joe Vitale and use it to "hypnotize" your kids into eating their vegetables.
4) - You replace your embroidered "Home Sweet Home" wall picture with a 15-inch flat panel screen displaying "Niche Sweet Niche".
3) - You hire Ted Ciuba to market your own boot camp called ... How To Get Rich and Understand Women Boot Camp.
2) - You hold weekly tele-seminars with your relatives announcing the plans for your daughter's wedding. Each week you select one participant to receive a free ticket to the wedding (value $1,997) otherwise they can get in for the discounted rate of $997. This price does allow them to bring one guest.
And The "1" Thing That Proves You've Gone Over the Deep End with Internet Marketing is ...
1) - You create a digital photo album named ... Classics: The History of Marlon Sanders website photographs!
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About the Author
Rick is editor and webmaster of The Road To Success Newsletter and The Road To Internet Success website.
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